Thinking Outside the Box
His lucky day! She was standing in the kitchen, preparing our usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt she normally slept in. As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, ‘You’ve got to make love to me this very moment!’ His eyes lit up and he […]
The Laws of Nature
These are the laws of the natural universe: ~ Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch. ~ Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. ~ Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never […]
For Those of You Who Have Boys
A young man excitedly tells his mother he’s fallen in love and is going to get married. He says, “Just for fun, Mum, I’m going to bring over two other female friends as well as my fiancee, and you try and guess which one I’m going to marry”. The next day, he brings three beautiful […]
It’s Hell Getting Old
OLD people have problems that you haven’t even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, ‘Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow.’ The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared […]
Happy Mental Health Day!
Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have. Ralph and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom […]
The Great Escape Graphics
In 1943 work had begun on ‘Harry’, the tunnel that allowed over 70 men to escape from the German POW camp, ‘Stalag III’, during World War II.. This was the same tunnel made famous by the movie “The Great Escape..” The URL below takes you to a site where one of the men, after the […]
Satan & Elderly Gentleman
People were in their pews talking at church. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate. Soon everyone had exited the church except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his […]
Make Chocolate Cake in a Mug
The most dangerous chocolate cake recipe in the world! 5 MINUTE CHOCOLATE MUG CAKE 1 Coffee Mug 4 tablespoons all purpose flour (that’s plain flour, not self-rising) 4 tablespoons sugar 2 tablespoons baking cocoa 1 egg 3 tablespoons milk 3 tablespoons oil 3 tablespoons chocolate chips (optional) some nuts (optional) Small splash of vanilla Add […]
Cancer Memorial
For those family and friends, who’ve lost their battle with cancer…….God Bless and be with them…… IN MEMORY . . . . . . . These are the colors that represent the different cancers. All you are asked to do is keep this circulating. Even if it’s to one more person. In memory of anyone […]
25 Reasons I Owe my Mother
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE . ‘If you’re going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning.’ 2. My mother taught me RELIGION. ‘You better pray that will come out of the carpet.’ 3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL . ‘If you don’t straighten […]
