Outhouses
Exhibit Showcases the Lowly Outhouse as High Art (see photos below) Chances are you’ve never used one, but in February of 2009 some of the prettiest outhouses in Texas were on display in downtown San Antonio. There are 12 full-sized “Thunderboxes” or outhouses painted and decorated in true Texas style. Sonja Howle with the Thunderbox […]
Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals… (now – concentrate!) a Lion a Chimpanzee a Giraffe and a Squirrel who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect […]
Blond and her Dogs
A girl was visiting her blond friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blond responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOOO…..,’ answered the blond. ‘They’re watch dogs!’
Blond in a Vacuum
A blond was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’ She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’
Blonde on the Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blond were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’ The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’ The Blond said, ‘So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!’ The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook […]
Blond Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’ ‘NO!’ the […]
Blond at the Doctor’s Office
A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor’s office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. ‘Impossible!’ says the doctor. ‘Show me.’ The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed, then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and screamed; Likewise she pushed […]
Blond River Walk
There’s this blond out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees another blond on the opposite bank. ‘Yoo-hoo!’ she shouts, ‘How can I get to the other side?’ The second blond looks up the river then down the river and shouts back, ‘You ARE on the other side.’
Blond Speeding Ticket
A police officer stops a blond for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, ‘I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!’
Blond Car Trouble
A blond pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is idling smoothly. She says, ‘What’s the story?’ He replies, ‘Just crap in the carburetor’ She asks, ‘How often do I have to do that?’
