Hot Potato
Well, Girl Potato and Boy Potato had eyes for each other, and finally hey got married and had a little sweet potato, which they called ‘Yam.’ Of course, they wanted the best for Yam. When it was time, they told her about the facts of life. They warned her about going out and getting half-baked, […]
Sharing Peanuts
A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another […]
Mouse Calibration
You should actually do this every year. Even more often is recommended by Kim Kommando (the computer guru) if you spend a lot of time on the computer. I was shocked to see how well this works, and how far off mine was! To re-calibrate your mouse, click and hold on the Y below, then […]
Russian Cake Contest
Everything you see below are entries in a cake decorating contest held in Russia. Everything included must be edible. The sewing machine and other items may look real, but they are simply made of cake, frosting, and candy. Just imagine how many hours went into this contest!
Five Minute Manager
Subject: 5 Minute management course Lesson 1: A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob […]
Perfect Singles Ad
This has got to be one of the best singles ads ever printed. It is reported to have been listed in the Atlanta Journal. SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant. I’m a very good girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping […]
The Wisdom of Larry the Cable Guy…
1. A day without sunshine is like night. 2. On the other hand, you have different fingers. 3. 42.7 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot. 4. 99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name. 5. Remember, half the people you know are below average. 6. He who laughs last, […]
The Amazing Coffee Filter
THE COFFEE FILTER………….. Coffee filters ..who knew! And you can buy 1,000 at the Dollar Store for almost nothing. 1. Cover bowls or dishes when cooking in the microwave. Coffee filters make excellent covers. 2. Clean windows and mirrors. Coffee filters are lint-free so they’ll leave windows sparkling. 3. Protect China. Separate your good dishes […]
Service Enlightenment
I became confused when I heard these terms with reference to the word ‘service’. Internal Revenue ‘Service’ U.S. Postal ‘Service’ Telephone ‘Service’ Cable ‘Service’ Civil ‘Service’ Customer ‘Service’ State, City & County Public ‘Service’ This is not what I thought ‘service’ meant. But today, I overheard two farmers talking, and one of them said he […]
Fun at the Old Folks Home
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined […]
