Fun at the Old Folks Home
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined […]
A Man’s Work is Never Done
My wife said, “Whatcha doing?” – I said, “Nothing.” She said, “You did that yesterday.” – I said, “I wasn’t finished.”
Property Tax
Your House As Seen By: Yourself… Your Buyer… Your Lender… Your Appraiser… Your Tax Assessor…
The More I Know People the More I Love Animals
Swallows: Here his wife is injured and the condition is fatal. She was hit by a car as she swooped low across the road. Here he brought her food and attended to her with love and compassion. He brought her food again but was shocked to find her dead. He tried to move her… a […]
Blond Winter Parking
One winter morning during breakfast a husband and wife were listening to the radio. They heard the announcer say, “We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplows can get through.” So the good wife went out […]
How to Make a Woman Happy
It’s not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a […]
Cute Koala
For over a week South Australia has been 40+ degrees Celsius everyday and very dry. A guy at work lives at Maude. His wife sent him these photos of a little Koala which just walked into the back porch looking for a bit of heat relief. She filled up a bucket and this is what […]
Dolphin Stress Test
I am not sure exactly how it works, but this is amazingly accurate. Read the full description before looking at the picture. The picture below has 2 identical dolphins in it. It was used in a case study on stress levels at St. Mary’s Hospital. Look at both dolphins jumping out of the water. The […]
History Mystery
Have a history teacher explain this—– if they can. Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846. John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946. Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860. John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960. Both were particularly concerned with civil rights. Both wives lost their children while living […]
