Polar Bear: I come in Peace
If you don’t already think animals are far more spiritually advanced than we humans, think again. Stuart Brown describes Norbert Rosing’s striking images of a wild polar bear coming upon tethered sled dogs in the wilds of Canada’s Hudson Bay The Polar Bear returned every night that week to play with the dogs. May you […]
Most Beautiful Woman in the World
Shrek, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt were all having lunch together. Shrek said, ‘I have always thought that I’m the strongest man in the world, but how can I be sure?’ Angelina Jolie agreed. ‘I’m told I’m the most gorgeous of them all, but sometimes I wonder.’ Brad Pitt said, ‘I’m pretty sure I’m the […]
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?
Can Cold Water Clean Dishes? This is for all the germ conscious folks that worry about using cold water to clean. John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan .. After spending a great evening chatting the night away, The next morning John’s grandfather prepared breakfast […]
Outhouses
Exhibit Showcases the Lowly Outhouse as High Art (see photos below) Chances are you’ve never used one, but in February of 2009 some of the prettiest outhouses in Texas were on display in downtown San Antonio. There are 12 full-sized “Thunderboxes” or outhouses painted and decorated in true Texas style. Sonja Howle with the Thunderbox […]
Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are 4 animals… (now – concentrate!) a Lion a Chimpanzee a Giraffe and a Squirrel who pass by. They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to get a banana off the tree. Who do you guess will win? Your answer will reflect […]
Blond and her Dogs
A girl was visiting her blond friend, who had acquired two new dogs, and asked her what their names were. The blond responded by saying that one was named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, ‘Whoever heard of someone naming dogs like that?’ ‘HELLLOOOOOOO…..,’ answered the blond. ‘They’re watch dogs!’
Blond in a Vacuum
A blond was playing Trivial Pursuit one night. It was her turn. She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, ‘If you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?’ She thought for a time and then asked, ‘Is it on or off?’
Blonde on the Sun
A Russian, an American, and a Blond were talking one day. The Russian said, ‘We were the first in space!’ The American said, ‘We were the first on the moon!’ The Blond said, ‘So what? We’re going to be the first on the sun!’ The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook […]
Blond Knitting
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel was knitting! Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, ‘PULL OVER!’ ‘NO!’ the […]
