All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady!
Toward the end of Sunday service, the minister asked his congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?”
A full 80% of those in attendance held up their hands. The minister then repeated his question. With the exception of one small, elderly lady, everyone’s hand went up.
“Mrs. Neely, are you not willing to forgive your enemies?”
“I don’t have any,” she replied, smiling sweetly.
“That’s very unusual,” the minister replied. “How old are you, Mrs. Neely?”
“Ninety-eight,” she replied.
“Mrs. Neely, would you please come down in front and tell us all how a person can live ninety-eight years and not have an enemy in the world?”
The little sweetheart of a lady tottered down the aisle, faced the congregation, and said:
“I outlived the bitches.”
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