He dies and goes to Hell.
The Devil says that OJ can replace one person in Hell who, on balance, has not been as bad as OJ.
Person A is Ted Kennedy forever diving into water to try to relieve Mary Jo Kopechne, but fails. OJ says he doesn’t like water.
Person B is Al Gore having to break rocks forever for lying about global warming. OJ says his shoulder would get too painful.
Person C is Bill Clinton getting a bj from Monica. OJ loves this possibility and tells the Devil this is how he wants to spend eternity.
The Devil says, “OK, Monica, you’re free to go….”
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