Help Line
I was depressed last night so I called a crisis help line… Got a freaking call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
An Irish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive Blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and […]
Farmer
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided […]
Sunset at the North Pole
This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point. A scene you will probably never get to see in person, so take a moment and enjoy God at work at the North Pole. You see this indirectly below the moon. An amazing photo and not one easily duplicated.
Irish Sausages
Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? […]
In American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are (purportedly) things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?” ATTORNEY: And why did […]
Spanish Word of the Day
GOOD FOR A CHUCKLE! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My wife gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF My friend smells so bad, I couldn’t brief . SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM When all my familia gets in the car, there’s not mushroom. SPANISH […]
