Hmmm…
Zo ziet verdrietig eruit / This is how sorrow looks like Zo ziet sorry eruit / This is how sorry looks like Slechte spelling / Bad spelling PRIVACY PLEASE Hard genoeg voor je? / Can you hear me now? Inschattingsfoutje! / Oops………… Schokkend ongelukje / Shocking accident Hardwerkende politie / Your tax dollars at work […]
7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a […]
Hell Explained by Chemistry Student…
…or not – but still wonderful… The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus […]
Putting your Affairs in Order.
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’ The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. ‘Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and […]
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
This is serious stuff!!!! Theft Problem…………. You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had […]
Thought for the Day
To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.
