A Lady Named Irena
Irena Sendler… There recently was a death of a 98 year old lady named Irena. During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive… She KNEW what the Nazi’s plans were for the Jews, (being German). Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of […]
New Drug for Women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out! ST. MOMMA’S WORT Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by […]
A Man Reaps What He Sows
Ducks Quack, Eagles Soar. No one can make you serve customers well. That’s because great service is a choice. Harvey Mackay, tells a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point………… He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was […]
Health Alert
Please note: There is no attempt at verification of the truth about any of the items. We will leave that to Snopes. We are only displaying interesting emails that come across our inbox. EATING FRUIT We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It’s not […]
40 Tips for Better Life
1. Take a 10-30 minute walk every day… And while you walk, smile. It is the ultimate anti-depressant. 2. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day. 3. Buy a DVR and tape your late night shows and get more sleep. 4. When you wake up in the morning complete the following statement, […]
The Price of Gas
A Thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre. After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then […]
Anniversary Present
Pocket Taser Stun Gun, a great gift for the wife. A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary submitted this: Last weekend I saw something at Larry’s Pistol & Pawn Shop that sparked my interest. The occasion was our 15th anniversary and I was looking for a little something extra […]
Barátnők
– Ne feledkezz meg a barátnőidről! – ajánlotta anyám egyszer régen. – Amint majd egyre idősebb leszel, úgy lesznek számodra egyre fontosabbak. Bármennyire is szereted a férjedet és gyermekeidet, a barátnőidre mindig szükséged lesz. Ne halogasd, hogy találkozzál velük és együtt elmenjetek valahová. Szánj rájuk időt, és mindig emlékezzél meg róluk. Ők nem csupán a […]
The “Foot-In-Mouth” Disease!
Here are the top 10 comments made by NBC sports commentators and a contestant during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back but, alas… 1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” 2. Dressage commentator: “This is really […]