This is Incredible
THIS IS INCREDIBLE… Read all the Numbers… Slowly and in Order!! Be Careful not to MISS ANY 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 l l l l l l l l […]
Four Worms
Four Worms and a Lesson to be learned A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars… The first worm was put into a container of ALCOHOL. The second worm was put into a container of CIGARETTE SMOKE. The third worm was […]
The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’ The girl said, ‘NO!’ And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and Jack Daniels and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted. THE […]
Three Husbands
Judy got married and had 13 children. Her first husband,Ted, died of cancer. She married again, and her & Bob had 7 more children. Bob was killed in a car accident, 12 years later. Judy *again*, married,…. And this time, her & John had 5 more children. Judy finally died, after having 25 children. Standing […]
Help Line
I was depressed last night so I called a crisis help line… Got a freaking call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
An Irish Blonde in a Casino
An attractive Blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino. She seemed a little intoxicated and bet twenty-thousand Euros on a single roll of the dice. She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I’m completely nude”. With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and […]
Farmer
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice: picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built. One evening the old farmer decided […]
