Sunset at the North Pole
This is the sunset at the North Pole with the moon at its closest point. A scene you will probably never get to see in person, so take a moment and enjoy God at work at the North Pole. You see this indirectly below the moon. An amazing photo and not one easily duplicated.
Irish Sausages
Seamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn’t have a lot of money between them. They could only raise the staggering sum of one Euro. Murphy said ‘Hang on, I have an idea.’ He went next door to the butcher’s shop and came out with one large sausage. Shamus said ‘Are you crazy? […]
In American Courts
These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are (purportedly) things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS: He said, “Where am I, Cathy?” ATTORNEY: And why did […]
Spanish Word of the Day
GOOD FOR A CHUCKLE! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: WATER My wife gets mad and I don’t even know water problem is! SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: BRIEF My friend smells so bad, I couldn’t brief . SPANISH WORD OF THE DAY: MUSHROOM When all my familia gets in the car, there’s not mushroom. SPANISH […]
The Things Children Say…
Read on and you’ll discover the joy in it! These have to be original and genuine. No adult is this creative!! JACK (age 3) was watching his Mom breast-feeding his new baby sister. After a while he asked: ‘Mom why have you got two? Is one for hot and one for cold milk?’ MELANIE (age […]
This is so cool
These are very interesting – be sure to take the time to observe # 7 as instructed – they are all amazing… 1) How is this possible..? 2) 3) Are the purple lines straight or bent? 4) Do you see gray areas in between the squares? 5) You should see a man’s face and also […]
Is this for real?
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.) If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that’s more like it […]
Words of Wisdom
HOW TO STAY YOUNG 1. Try everything twice. On Madam’s (of Whelan’s and Madam) tombstone she wanted this epitaph: Tried everything twice…loved it both times! 2. Keep only cheerful friends. The grouches pull you down (keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches). 3. Keep learning: Learn more about computers, crafts, gardening, […]
