Learn Chinese in 5 Minutes
(for the best effect, read them aloud) English — — — — — — — — — — — — — Chinese That’s not right! — — — — — — — — — — Sum Ting Wong Are you harboring a fugitive? — — — — — — — Hu Yu Hai Ding See […]
Stella Awards
It’s time again for the annual ‘Stella Awards’! For those unfamiliar with these awards, they are named after 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who spilled hot coffee on herself and successfully sued the McDonald’s in New Mexico where she purchased the coffee. You remember, she took the lid off the coffee and put it between her knees […]
OJ Simpson condensed
He dies and goes to Hell. The Devil says that OJ can replace one person in Hell who, on balance, has not been as bad as OJ. Person A is Ted Kennedy forever diving into water to try to relieve Mary Jo Kopechne, but fails. OJ says he doesn’t like water. Person B is Al […]
English Lesson
On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife…. The certificate paid for a visit to a witch doctor living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction. After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the witch doctor, and wondered […]
A tired-looking Dog
An older, tired-looking dog wandered into my yard; I could tell from his collar and well-fed belly that he had a home and was well taken care of. He calmly came over to me, I gave him a few pats on his head; he then followed me into my house, slowly walked down the hall, […]
Forgiveness
All women should live so long as to be this kind of old lady! Toward the end of Sunday service, the minister asked his congregation, “How many of you have forgiven your enemies?” A full 80% of those in attendance held up their hands. The minister then repeated his question. With the exception of one […]
A Fairy Tale
One day, long, long ago……. There lived a woman who did not whine, nag or bitch. But this was a long time ago……. And it was just that one day. The End
I’m still waiting……
I’m Still waiting…. I did what you told me … I sent the email to 10 people like you said… I’m still waiting for that miracle to happen . To all my friends who in the last year sent me best ‘wishes’, chain letters, ‘angel’ letters or other promises of good luck if I forwarded […]
An Important Message
Important Message about Getting Old………. v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v v […]
