Church Bulletins
They’re Back! Those Wonderful Church Bulletins! These sentences appeared in church bulletins or were announced in church services… ——————————————————— The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals. ———————————————————- The sermon this morning: ‘Jesus Walks on the Water.’ The sermon tonight: ‘Searching for Jesus.’ ———————————————————- Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 PM […]
A Lady Named Irena
Irena Sendler… There recently was a death of a 98 year old lady named Irena. During WWII, Irena, got permission to work in the Warsaw Ghetto, as a Plumbing/Sewer specialist. She had an ulterior motive… She KNEW what the Nazi’s plans were for the Jews, (being German). Irena smuggled infants out in the bottom of […]
New Drug for Women
DAMNITOL Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 full hours. EMPTYNESTROGEN Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you of how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn’t wait till they moved out! ST. MOMMA’S WORT Plant extract that treats mom’s depression by […]
A Man Reaps What He Sows
Ducks Quack, Eagles Soar. No one can make you serve customers well. That’s because great service is a choice. Harvey Mackay, tells a wonderful story about a cab driver that proved this point………… He was waiting in line for a ride at the airport. When a cab pulled up, the first thing Harvey noticed was […]
Health Alert
Please note: There is no attempt at verification of the truth about any of the items. We will leave that to Snopes. We are only displaying interesting emails that come across our inbox. EATING FRUIT We all think eating fruits means just buying fruits, cutting it and just popping it into our mouths. It’s not […]
The “Foot-In-Mouth” Disease!
Here are the top 10 comments made by NBC sports commentators and a contestant during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back but, alas… 1. Weightlifting commentator: “This is Gregorieva from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.” 2. Dressage commentator: “This is really […]