7 Reasons Not to Mess with Children
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a […]
Hell Explained by Chemistry Student…
…or not – but still wonderful… The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid term. The answer by one student was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well. Bonus […]
Putting your Affairs in Order.
The doctor, after an examination, sighed and said, ‘I’ve got some bad news. You have cancer, and you’d best put your affairs in order.’ The woman was shocked, but managed to compose herself and walk into the waiting room where her daughter had been waiting. ‘Well, daughter, we women celebrate when things are good, and […]
IMPORTANT MESSAGE
This is serious stuff!!!! Theft Problem…………. You’ve heard about people who have been abducted and had their kidneys removed by black-market organ thieves. My thighs were stolen from me during the night a few years ago. I went to sleep and woke up with someone else’s thighs. It was just that quick. The replacements had […]
Thought for the Day
To get something you never had, you have to do something you never did.
Medicare Coverage in a Nutshell
The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, “Hello.” “Mrs. Sanders, please.” “Speaking.” “Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband’s doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr.. Sanders arrived as well. We are now uncertain which one belongs to your […]
Jewish sex humour
No matter what this husband did in bed, his wife never achieved an orgasm. Since, by Jewish law, a wife is entitled to sexual satisfaction, they decide to consult their Rabbi… The Rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion: ‘Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you […]
A.A.A.D.D. – Know the Symptoms
Thank goodness there’s a name for this disorder! Somehow I feel better, even though I have it!! Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. – Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests: I decide to water my garden. As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I look over at my car […]
Why Women Are Crabby
This has got to be one of the funniest stories I have ever had the pleasure of reading and laughing at. I think there is a great deal of truth here and God bless the women in our lives for having the strength and courage to put up with not only us men but the […]
