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Deer Sir,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting. I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, pepole really seam to respond to me well. Im lookin for a Jobb as a secritary but! it musent be to complicaited I no my spelling is not to good but find that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety. My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think that I am werth, I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse fore yore anser
hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

Peggy May Starlings

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a pickture of me

Employer’s response:……

Dear Peggy May,

It’s OK honey, we’ve got spell check!