Doctors

The doctor felt the man’s purse and said there was no hope.

Nobody wants to be married to a doctor who works weekends and makes house calls at 2 a.m. But every patient would like to find one.

It’s a good idea to “shop around” before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition of his Mercedes. Ask about the competence of his mechanic. Don’t be shy! After all, you’re paying for it.

My doctor is so busy – while in his waiting room I caught another disease.

When a patient is at death’s door, it is the duty of his doctor to pull him through.

Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you, too.