King Arthur
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom… The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer […]
You gotta love the Italians
This is the hostess for an Italian TV talk show. This is the hostess for an American TV talk show. Where in the hell did we go wrong?!
Life’s Longevity
A doctor on his morning walk, noticed an older lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar, so he walked up to her and said, “I couldn’t help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?” ” I smoke ten cigars a day,” she said. “Before I go to bed, I smoke […]
Fun Quiz
This quiz is fun to do, esecially if you like flowers… http://www.thisgardenisillegal.com/flower-quiz.htm
Piglets
These are Pennywell miniature pigs raised by Chris Murray in Devon England. These mini pigs are meant to be pets. They are a variant of a rare breed from New Zeland. It is suggested that they always be sold in pairs so that they have a companion and someone to snuggle with. They are supposed […]
Dubai – Arab Emirates
SOMETHING AMERICANS SHOULD PONDER AS THEY PUMP GAS IN THEIR SUV’S AND SPEED DOWN THE HIGHWAY IN THEIR CARS………………………. THIS IS WHERE YOUR MONEY GOES………. Dubai in 1990 The same street in 2003 Last year The madness. Dubai is said to currently have 15-25% of all the world’s cranes. http://archive.gulfnews.com/articles/06/05/13/10039528.html The Dubai Waterfront. When completed […]
Bulimie
“Dneska jsem byla u lékaře a konečně přišli na to, jakou mám nemoc!!! Mám poloviční bulimii!” “To je hrůza! A jak to, že poloviční?” “Děsně žeru, ale nezvracím!”
Travel Tips for Fliers
During a commercial airline flight a Navy Pilot was seated next to a young mother with a baby in arms. When the baby began crying during the descent for landing, the mother began nursing the infant as discreetly as possible. The pilot pretended not to notice and, upon disembarking, he gallantly offered his assistance to […]
