How Are You Feeling Today?
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today. The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1990. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced two years before they were born. They have always had an answering machine. […]
On the Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said ‘I am a Father.’ The little boy replied ‘My Dad doesn’t wear his collar like […]
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was […]
Thought for the Day
If a person doesn’t constantly ask himself, “What is the right thing to do?” I really don’t know what is to be done about him? Confucius
