Doctors
The doctor felt the man’s purse and said there was no hope. Nobody wants to be married to a doctor who works weekends and makes house calls at 2 a.m. But every patient would like to find one. It’s a good idea to “shop around” before you settle on a doctor. Ask about the condition […]
Why Some Men Have Dogs and not Wives
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you. 2. Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dog’s name. 3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor. 4. A dog’s parents never visit. 5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your […]
DEA Agent
A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Montana and talks with an old rancher. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.” The old rancher says, “Okay, but do not go in that field over there,” as he points out the location. The DEA officer verbally explodes, saying, […]
“Battle Hymn Of The Republic” – Performed by School Kids
Get a load of these high school kids. At the conclusion listen to the high notes on the trumpet… played by a high school kid. One of the fathers recorded it, added some graphic enhancements to the recording, and posted it on the web. The song, of course, is the ” Battle Hymn Of The […]
Thought for the Day
Kindness extended, received, or observed beneficially impacts the physical health and feelings of everyone involved. Wayne Dyer (The Invisible Force)
Elephants – What a Sight to Witness…
Elephants march through hotel lobby after it was built on their migration trail. By Mail Foreign Service Last updated at 5:54 PM on 01st October 2008 These amazing pictures show why you shouldn’t get between an African elephant and its favorite food. Mfuwe Lodge in Zambia happens to have been built next to a mango […]
Snow Fairy
Because of reading this email, you have been chosen to receive the Blessing of the Snow Fairy! The Snow Fairy will bring you good luck for one year! May you be blessed by his good deeds!….. ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V You […]
