Car Wash
Sorry if I haven’t emailed for a while, my car needed washing AGAIN. I went to the car wash and had to have them REWASH THE CAR 3 times! THEY KEPT MISSING SPOTS!! So, if you don’t hear from me for a week or so… You’ll know where I am… ll ll ll ll ll […]
The Wongs
Su Wong marries Lee Wong. The next year, the Wongs have a new baby. The nurse brings over a lovely, healthy, bouncy, but definitely a Caucasian, WHITE baby boy. ‘Congratulations,’ says the nurse to the new parents. ‘Well Mr. Wong, what will you and Mrs. Wong name the baby?’ The puzzled father looks at his […]
Doctor Flame’s Cure for Constipation
And all along I thought Exlax was the best…… If you are bothered by occasional or frequent constipation, repeat the following phrase three times in succession when symptoms occur: “My financial and personal well being are totally in the hands of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Harry Reid, Nancy Pelosi, Tim Geithner, Rahm Emmanual, Barney Frank, […]
Čelo
Pani učitelka povídá dětem: “Děti a nyní mi řekněte větu, kde je slovo čelo.” Přihlásí se Mařenka a povídá: “Tatínek hraje na čelo.” Paní učitelka ji pochválí a říká. “A nyní aby to slovo tam bylo dvakrát.” Přihlásí se Anička a říká: “Tatínekhraje na čelo a violončelo.” “A nyní děti, aby to slovo tam bylo […]
Brains
A 3-year-old boy examined his testicles while taking a bath. ‘Mom’, he asked, ‘Are these my brains?’ ‘Not yet,’ she replied.
AFLAC
Police say that the gang usually is comprised of four members, one adult and three younger ones. While the three younger ones, all appearing sweet and innocent, divert their ‘mark’ (or intended target) With a show of friendliness , the fourth — the eldest — sneaks in from behind the person’s back to expertly rifle […]
Thought for the Day
Know that no one is capable of making you upset without your consent. Wayne Dyer
Window Cleaners
Here is some helpers to clean your windows…. maybe even in the house not only the computer….
Székely viccek
Becsönget egy házaló egy szegény székelyhez. – Nagyon szép utazóbőröndöket tudok ajánlani… – Minek az nekem? – Hát ha például vonaton utazik uraságod, ebbe rakhatja a ruháit! – És akkor üljek ott pucéron a pályaudvaron?! Az öreg székely részegen megy haza és beleesik a kútba. Kirohan hozzá az egész család, leengedik a kötelet és elkezdik […]
The Wolf
Some fun and interesting facts about Wolves… * Most wolf and wolf mixes can assess humans by their body language and scent. Eye contact is also important when trying to communicate with these animals. Too much can create tension and not enough shows weakness. * Captive born female Wolves and Hybrid Wolves will dig a […]
