Nevessünk
Hogyan lehet víz segítségével fényt csinálni? – Meg kell mosni az ablakot. – Mi van a macska fején? – Cirmos cica haj. – Hogy készül a gyerek? – Leül az asztal mellé, és megírja a leckéjét. – Hogy hívják az alattomos masinát? – Számító gép. – Miért zümmögnek a méhek? – Mert nem tudják a […]
This Is Why I Love Being a Jew
by Dan Sporn Our condition, in Israel, has never been better than it is now! Only the television and the media make people think that the end of the world is near … Only 65 years ago, Jews were brought to death like sheep to slaughter. NO country, NO army. Only 60 years ago, seven […]
Thought for the Day
A human person is always courageous, but a courageous person is not necessarily human. Confucius
Don’t Stretch After Jogging
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Candyman
REMEMBER WHEN YOUR MOTHER TOLD YOU NEVER TO TAKE CANDY FROM A STRANGER…. …..THIS IS THE ONE SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
Nurses Aren’t Supposed to Laugh
Of course I won’t laugh, said the nurse… I’m a professional. In over twenty years I’ve never laughed at a patient. Okay then, said Fred, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest ‘man thingy’ the nurse had ever seen. Length and width, it couldn’t have been bigger than the a AAA battery. […]
Thought of the Day
A promise easily made is hard to keep. Confucius
How Are You Feeling Today?
Just in case you weren’t feeling too old today. The people who are starting college this fall were born in 1990. They are too young to remember the space shuttle blowing up. Their lifetime has always included AIDS. The CD was introduced two years before they were born. They have always had an answering machine. […]
On the Bus
A little boy got on the bus, sat next to a man reading a book, and noticed he had his collar on backwards. The little boy asked why he wore his collar backwards. The man, who was a priest, said ‘I am a Father.’ The little boy replied ‘My Dad doesn’t wear his collar like […]
Best Divorce Letter Ever
Dear wife: I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was […]
