Thought for the Day
If a person doesn’t constantly ask himself, “What is the right thing to do?” I really don’t know what is to be done about him? Confucius
Women’s Problems Start with MEN
Woman has Man in it; Mrs. has Mr. in it; Female has Male in it; She has He in it; Madam has Adam in it; Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now… I never looked at it this way before: Ever notice how all of women’s problems start with MEN? MENtal illness MENstrual cramps MENtal […]
Reason to Drink
If you were around in 1919 (just before prohibition started) and came upon the following poster….. ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll ll V I mean, seriously, would you really quit drinking? This is enough to make me START again !!!
Garbage Bags
A little old lady is walking down the street dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. One of the bags rips, and every once in a while a $20 bill falls out onto the sidewalk. Noticing this, a policeman stops her, and says, ‘Ma’am, there are $20 bills falling out of your bag.’ ‘Oh, […]
At the Pet Store
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks, in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, “Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?” As the shopkeeper’s heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he’s on her level and asks, “Do you want a widdle white wabbit, or […]
Belgische Douane
Vijf Hollanders in een Audi Quattro arriveren bij een Belgische grenspost. Daar worden ze gestopt door beambte Sjefke die zegt: ‘Het is illegaal om vijf mensen in een Audi Quattro te vervoeren;Quattro betekent vier.’ ‘Quattro is alleen de naam van de auto,’ antwoordt de bestuurder. ‘Je kunt er best vijf mensen in vervoeren. Wil je […]
Tough Business Woman
A little old Jewish lady sold pretzels on a street corner for 25 cents each. Every day a young man would leave his office building at lunch time, and as he passed the pretzel stand, he would leave her a quarter, but never take a pretzel. And this went on for more then 3 years. […]
Earth Day Predictions of 1970
Source: Reason.com Here are some of the spectacularly wrong predictions made on the occasion of Earth Day 1970. “We have about five more years at the outside to do something.” Kenneth Watt, ecologist “Civilization will end within 15 or 30 years unless immediate action is taken against problems facing mankind.” George Wald, Harvard Biologist “We […]
