V Autobuse
Vážení, byl jsem svědkem této situace: Jel jsem autobusem, kde byla i jedna cca 16-ka. Měla na tváři silnou vrstvu make-upu. Nastoupil chlapec, taky v jejím věku, a po zkoumavém pohledu na její tvář prohlásil: “Paštika patří na chleba a ne na xicht …”. Nastalo hrobové ticho. Všichni jsme byli zvědaví, jak a jestli vůbec […]
Driving Skills
Amazing show performed by Hunday……….. http://www.flixxy.com/hyundai-driving-skills.htm
Most Women
One Flaw In (Most) Women… Women have strengths that amaze men. They bear hardships and they carry burdens, but they hold happiness, love and joy. They smile when they want to scream. They sing when they want to cry. They cry when they are happy and laugh when they are nervous. They fight for what […]
Did You See Me…
A seriously bad ass bank robber pulls a job at the local bank and as he is leaving confronts one of the customers quivering in the corner, asking him “Did you see me rob this bank?” The customer replies “Well, yeah, I saw you rob it”. Boom!! the bank robber wastes the guy. The robber […]
Multitasking
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn’t do it while he waited, so he said he didn’t live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by […]
Thought for the Day
Your focus becomes your reality.
King Arthur
Young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the monarch of a neighboring kingdom… The monarch could have killed him but was moved by Arthur’s youth and ideals. So, the monarch offered him his freedom, as long as he could answer a very difficult question. Arthur would have a year to figure out the answer […]
