Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over […]
Reality Check…
At some point, you have got to give up the Daisy Duke Shorts! SENIOR DRESS CODE (see below!) Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether […]
Banned From WAL-MART
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will… After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women – she loved to […]
Survivor Texas Style
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style. The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there […]
Malý Obchodník
Muž odejde do práce a žena si přivede domů milence. Její malý syn přijde neočekávaně domů, vidí milence s matkou a tak se schová do skříně a sleduje. V tom přijde domů i manžel. Žena vyskočí a aniž by si všimla ve skříni svého syna ukryje svého milence do téže skříně. V tom se chlapeček […]
A Bit Racy – Get Over It!
Welfare Poem I cross ocean, poor and broke, Take bus, see employment folk. Nice man treat me good in there, Say I need to see welfare. Welfare say, ‘You come no more, We send cash right to your door.’ Welfare checks, they make you wealthy, Medicaid it keep you healthy! By and by, I got […]
What Was She Thinking?
Obviously, she wasn’t!!!! (So, Josh [Groban], what do you think about this?!?!???)…………. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ly3wMKDVFWY&feature=PlayList&p=f4sfIAyOgwc
Thought of the Day
We all know that knowledge is power and power is strength.
10 Amazing Houses Made of Dirt and Straw
1. The Three Little Pigs have nothing on these digs. Ancient technique and modern groove set these structures apart from the little hillside boxes filling our neighborhoods. There are no cookie-cutter house plans here. Just clean, green, natural buildings smoothed from dirt, straw, clay, and loads of ingenuity. No Big Bad Wolf will blow these […]
