A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach, he had no arms or legs.
Three women were walking past and felt sorry for him, the 1st woman asked, ‘Have you ever had a hug?’
The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The 2nd woman asked, ‘Have you ever had a kiss?’
The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The 3rd woman went to pass by asked him and said, ‘Have you ever been fucked?’
He said, ‘No.’
She said, ‘You will be when the tide comes in!
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