Bert’s New Boots
An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Texas… Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, ‘Notice anything different about me?’ Margaret looked him over. ‘Nope.’ Frustrated, Bert stormed […]
Why We Love Children
1) NUDITY I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, ‘Mom, that lady isn’t wearing a seat belt!’ […]
Spreuk
Daar alleen kan liefde wonen. Daar alleen is ‘t leven goed. Waar men stil en ongedwongen, Steeds de vrouw haar goesting doet.
Strijd Tegen Kanker
Gewoon uit respect doen A.U.B. Hier kan ik geen NEE op zeggen, JIJ? Al wat jou gevraagd wordt, is om dit te laten circuleren. Ook al stuur je het naar één persoon. Ter herinnering aan al diegenen die zijn overleden aan kanker en voor iedereen die er nou mee worstelt. Een Kaars Verliest Niet aan […]
Chinese Horoscope
Don’t know if this is just a sick coincidence or if I’m getting paranoid, but…. 2007 – Chinese year of the Chicken – Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia 2008 – Chinese year of the Horse – Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing 2009 – Chinese year of the Pig – Swine Flu Pandemic kills […]
Thought for the Day
Success in life will create crowds around you, Loneliness will create emptiness… but TOUGH TIMES will make you a better person!
