Just Wanted to Say “HI”…
We all just wanted to wish you an enjoyable day!! May you always have Love to Share, Health to Spare and Friends that Care!
Taking Woman to Bed
What is the difference between girls/woman aged: 8, 18, 28, 38, 48, 58, 68, and 78? At 8 — You take her to bed and tell her a story. At 18 — You tell her a story and take her to bed. At 28 — You don’t need to tell her a story to take […]
Today is National ‘HOLY CRAP YOU’RE HOT DAY!’
Send this to someone gorgeous, but not me, I’ve been getting this damn message all day!!!
Sunday Morning Sex
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent’s house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her grandmother replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday Morning.” Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that […]
Thought of the Day
I’m fortunate indeed. Whenever I make a mistake, there’s always someone to notice it. Confucius
You don’t feel Attractive? I hope I made Your Day?!
PASSAGE OF TIME LEAVES OUT NO ONE !!! I was consoled and encouraged after receiving this e-mail. Ian Torpe Val Kilmer Brendan Fraser Russel Crowe Alec Baldwin Richard Gere Roger Moore Arnold Schwarzenegger Pierce Brosnan Clint Eastwood Rod Stewart ARE YOU FEELING BETTER TOO??? HAVE A GOOD WEEK!!!!!
Repeat After Me…
I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING AGAIN, I’M NEVER DRINKING […]
Vďačnosť
Som vďačný: Za partnera, ktorý noc čo noc pokrčí periny, pretože nie som sám. Za dane, ktoré musím platiť, pretože to znamená, že mám stále zamestnanie. Za neporiadok, ktorý musím upratovať po oslave, pretože to znamená, že som obklopený priateľmi. Za šaty, ktoré sú mi trochu tesné, pretože to znamená, že mám čo jesť. Za […]
Thought of the Day
They say, it takes one minute to get to like a person, one hour to get to know the person, one day to fall in love with the person, but it takes the whole life to forget that person…
Baby Boomers Watch Out!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yN-6PbqAPM
