Chicken Surprise
A couple go for a meal at a Chinese restaurant and order the ‘Chicken Surprise’, the waiter brings the meal, served in a lidded cast iron pot. Just as the wife is about to serve herself, the lid of the pot rises slightly and she briefly sees two beady little eyes looking around before the […]
The Blue Pigeon
The mayor of Haifa was very worried about a plague of pigeons in Haifa. He could not remove the pigeons from the city. All of Haifa was full of pigeon poop; the people of Haifa could not walk on the sidewalks or drive on the roads. It was costing a fortune to keep the streets […]
Symbols
Written across the wall of a cave were the following symbols: It was considered a unique find and the writings were said to be at least three thousand years old! The piece of stone was removed, brought to the museum, and archaeologists from around the world came to study the ancient symbols. They held a […]
Lets Fly
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Thought for the Day
Money may not buy happiness, but with it you can be unhappy in comfort. Frank McKinney Hubbard
Jak Poznat Mrtvici
Rřeposílám vám mail co jsem dnes dostal. Vede mě k tomu fakt, že podobná příhoda se opravdu stala. Na jednom grilování Lenka najednou omdlela a spadla. Bylo ji nabídnuto zavolat záchranku, ale ona každého ubezpečovala, že je ji dobře a že se ji jen udělalo špatně kvůli svým novým nerozchozeným botám. I přesto že byla […]
Srdíčka ~ Hearts ~ Hartjes ~ Szivek
Pošli tyto srdíčka každému koho máš rád. Pošli hodně srdíček svým kamarádům!! Jsou to srdíčka přátelství. Send these hearts to everybody you love. Send them to all your friends. These hearts are the hearts of friendship. Send deze hartjes aan iedereen van wie je houd. Send ze aan alle vrienden. Deze harten zijn harten van […]
To All Dog-Lovers
Dog Logic The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. Ben Williams A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. Josh Billings The […]
