Making Babies
The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, ‘Well, I’m off now. The man should be here soon.’ Half an hour later, just by chance, a door-to-door baby […]
Thought of the Day
The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt has real culture. Tom Taussik
Tough Love vs. Spanking
Most of the American population thinks it improper to spank children, so I have tried other methods to control my kids when they have one of ‘those moments.’ One that I found effective is for me to just take the child for a car ride and talk. Some say it’s the vibration from the car, […]
Thought of the Day
When you look back too much, you will soon be heading that way.
Fireman Sex
A Fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, “You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we’re on the fire truck ready to go. […]
Virus Allert
If you receive an e-mail entitled ‘Bedtimes,’ delete it IMMEDIATELY. Do not open it. Apparently this one is pretty nasty. It will not only erase everything on your hard drive, but it will also delete anything on disks within 20 feet of your computer. It demagnetizes the strips on ALL of your credit cards. It […]
Thought of the Day
Money talks, but most of us can’t keep it long enough to hear what it says. Frank McKinney Hubbard
Thought for the Day
I looked up the word politics in the dictionary, and it’s actually a combination of 2 words: poli, which means “many” and tics, which means”bloodsuckers”. J. Leno
Human Body
*It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. *One human hair can support 3 kg (6.6 lb). *The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb. *Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. *A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s. *There are about one trillion bacteria […]
