Tennessee Cut Overalls
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Words of Advice…
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Senior Moment
A very self-important college freshman attending a recent football game, took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation. ‘You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one,’ the student said, loud enough for many […]
Thought of the Day
Live your life with 3 E’s: Energy Enthusiasm Empathy
Orvosok!!…
Orvos: Gratulálok a bátorságához! Az operációt hősiesen állta, de a műtét előtt nagyon nyugtalan volt, dulakodott a nővérekkel, kiabált, káromkodott… Beteg: Ne csodálkozzon rajta doktor úr, hiszen én csak az ablakot jöttem megtisztítani…
Mužský…
Ti nestárnou. Šediny je zdobí, brýle jim svědčí, vrásky jsou sexy. Žádné křečové žíly. Žádná celulitida. Žádné klimakterium. A pak z ničeho nic zdechnou.
A Hádka Začala…
Moja žena mi naznačovala, čo chce na nadchádzajúce výročie. Povedala: “Chcem niečo, čo prejde od 0 na 150 za 3 sekundy.” Tak som jej kúpil osobnú váhu A hádka začala….. ************************************************* Keď som prišiel včera večer domov, manželka požadovala, aby som ju vzal niekam, kde je draho… Tak som ju vzal na benzínovú pumpu. A […]
Compassion
A man was sitting on a blanket at the beach, he had no arms or legs. Three women were walking past and felt sorry for him, the 1st woman asked, ‘Have you ever had a hug?’ The man said, ‘No,’ so she gave him a hug and walked on. The 2nd woman asked, ‘Have you […]
