Mars vs. Venus
I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were […]
$40,000 Funeral
Jim died. His will provided $40,000 for an elaborate funeral. As the last guests departed the affair, his wife Sharon turned to her oldest and dearest friend. ‘Well, I’m sure Jim would be pleased,’ she said. ‘I’m sure you’re right,’ replied Brenda, who lowered her voice and leaned in close. ‘How much did this really […]
Thought for the Day
Listen to music every day. It’s food for the soul…
Thought for the Day
Every day sit still for 10 minutes by yourself…
Baby Panda Photos
The earthquake was right in the area where giant pandas live. Most pandas are protected well, especially those babies, even if they were scared a lot. Right after earthquake. They rushed out and some stayed together. People are rescuing pandas Giving them milk- After meal Look at this baby! Look at these babies! Staying here […]
You Have Just Got to Love Southern Women
Two nicely dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the LAX airport. The first lady was an arrogant California woman married to a wealthy man. The second was a well mannered elderly woman from the south. When the conversation centered on whether they had any children the California woman […]
Thought for the Day
Wisdom is not simply a mental process but the sum total of a human being. Tao
Don’t Drink and Drive!
Your Honor: I plead not guilty. I did not see a light; and besides, there is no light on that corner. I checked the next morning…….. Now here’s a hard core drinker and one tough Dodge truck. The driver hit the left turn light and sheared off the light post at the base, and then […]
Thought for the Day
The love of family and the admiration of friends is much more important than wealth and privilege.
