I Fixed My Computer
After going through a virus attack, losing a hard drive, fighting off hackers, upgrading all my software, installing fire-walls, being threatened with being cut-off by my email provider, and a host of other problems… I HAVE FIXED MY COMPUTER! And NOW it works exactly the way I want it to! ll ll ll ll ll […]
Cougar vs. Bear
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Gramodeska – Znáš to Ještě??
O ženách – konečně to někdo pochopil!!! Povídají si dva muži o ženách. První povídá: “Žena je jako gramodeska, ohraje se a vymění za novou.” Druhý na to říká: “Víš, kamaráde, ta gramodeska se dá otočit na druhou stranu a až potom se může vyměnit.” Nedaleko stojící babka je poslouchá a pak jim povídá: “Ale, […]
Thought for the Day
The problem with doing nothing is not knowing when you are finished. Benjamin Franklin
Daddy Longlegs
A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over […]
Reality Check…
At some point, you have got to give up the Daisy Duke Shorts! SENIOR DRESS CODE (see below!) Many of us ‘Old Folks’ (those over 50, WAY over 50, or hovering near 50) are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We are unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether […]
Banned From WAL-MART
This is why women should not take men shopping against their will… After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunately, my wife is like most women – she loved to […]
Survivor Texas Style
Due to the popularity of the “Survivor” shows, Texas is planning to do one entitled, “Survivor, Texas-Style. The contestants will all start in Dallas, then drive to Waco, Austin, San Antonio, over to Houston and down to Brownsville. They will then proceed up to Del Rio, El Paso, Midland, Odessa, Lubbock and Amarillo. From there […]
Malý Obchodník
Muž odejde do práce a žena si přivede domů milence. Její malý syn přijde neočekávaně domů, vidí milence s matkou a tak se schová do skříně a sleduje. V tom přijde domů i manžel. Žena vyskočí a aniž by si všimla ve skříni svého syna ukryje svého milence do téže skříně. V tom se chlapeček […]
