Damn Ass

Most
parents wonder if they taught their sons and
daughters everything they needed to know to lead
a safe and sane life.

You know what I
mean . . .don’t run with a knife, don’t stick
beans in your nose, don’t lick a frosted piece
of metal, etc.

But,
you know, I think I might have missed this
particular piece of advice.

However,
let’s face it, if any of my sons or daughters
ever tried this totally idiotic stunt, I figure
they are way too stupid to survive in this world
anyway!

Never…

Ever…

Put a
FIRECRACKER
in your ass and light it!

I REPEAT. . .

Never…

in your ass & light it ! !

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Now, that’s ONE DUMB ASS !

Enjoy your 4th of July this Year and don’t put your firecrackers in your crack.