A Child’s View of Thunderstorms
A little girl walked to and from school daily. Though the weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to school. As the afternoon progressed, the winds whipped up, along with lightning. The mother of the little girl felt concerned that her daughter would be frightened as she walked […]
What’s for Lunch?
A man walked into a restaurant, and saw a sign hanging over the counter which read: Cheese Sandwich $1.50 Chicken Sandwich $2.00 Hand job $5.00 Checking his wallet for the necessary money, he beckoned to one of the attractive women, serving a line of eager-looking middle-aged men. ‘Yes’?: she inquired, with a naughty knowing smile. […]
Thought of the Day
The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has limits.
Ten Peeves that Dogs Have About Humans
‘1’ Blaming your farts on me….. not funny… not funny at all !!! ————————————————————————————————— ‘2’ Yelling at me for barking. I’M A FRIGGIN’ DOG! ——————————————————————————————————- ‘3’ Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway? ——————————————————————————————————- ‘4’ Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose. […]
Smart Blonde
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turned around, faced him, looked him straight in the eye and said: “Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on, dirty, clean, it […]
Thought of the Day
Education is the best defense against the media.
