A man walked into a restaurant, and saw a sign hanging over the counter which read:
Cheese Sandwich $1.50
Chicken Sandwich $2.00
Hand job $5.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary money, he beckoned to one of the attractive women, serving a line of eager-looking middle-aged men.
‘Yes’?: she inquired, with a naughty knowing smile. ‘Can I help you?’
‘I was wondering,’ whispered the man, ‘are you the one who gives hand jobs?’
‘Yes?’ she purred seductively: ‘I am.’
The man said: ‘Then would you please wash your hands – I would like a cheese sandwich.
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