An Other Good “BAD” Political Joke!
I JUST HEARD THAT OBAMA IS GOING TO IMPOSE A 540% TAX ON ASPIRIN, BECAUSE IT’S WHITE AND IT WORKS.
My Ex-Wife the Pilot
My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon I got a phone call, that she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting. Seems she was forced to make an emergency landing in […]
Thought of the Day
The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.
Some Stuff Just Can’t be Made up…
Wal-Mart Cake make sure you read the story under the picture….. Keep in mind this actually really did happen. Apparently, this cake was for someone who was moving from an insurance claims office. Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went: Walmart Employee: ‘Hello ‘dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?’ Customer: […]
Thought of the Day
Indecision is the key to flexibility.
Beautiful Message About Getting Old
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The Nun and the Priest
A Catholic priest and a nun were taking a rare afternoon off and enjoying a round of golf. The priest stepped up to the first tee and took a mighty swing. He missed the ball entirely and said: “Shit, I missed.” The good Sister told him to watch his language. On his next swing, he […]
Vědecký Poznatek
*V Japonsku, kde je spotřeba tuků minimální, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a záchvatů nižší, než v Anglii a USA. *Na druhé straně ve Francii, kde je spotřeba tuků velmi vysoká, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a záchvatů také nižší, než v Anglii a USA. *V Indii, kde sotva pijí červené víno, je ukazatel srdečních nemocí a […]
Thought of the Day
“Make yourself necessary to somebody. Do not make life hard for anyone.” Ralph Waldo Emerson
Cat’s Meow
A strawberry blonde was weed-eating her yard and accidentally cut off the tail of her cat which was hiding in the grass. She rushed her cat, along with the tail, over to WAL-MART! Why WAL-MART?? HELLOOOOOOOOO! WALMART is the largest re-tailer in the world!!!
