Thought of the Day
Worry is a misuse of the imagination.
Egy Kis Gyüjtemény
Kamillából kamilla-tea, húsból húsleves, barackból baracklekvár, de miből készül a cigánypecsenye? Kerüld a csokoládét! Összemegy tőle a ruhád! Nekem a szex már munka, de én szeretek dolgozni! Ha a szavazástól bármi változna – betiltanák! Annyi adóssága van, hogy az APEH is bejelölte ismerősnek az iwiw-en. A TIGRIS hosszú folyó, de az Euf rátesz. Nem vívok […]
Why Men Don’t Write Advice Columns
Dear Brian, I hope you can help me here. The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as usual. I hadn’t gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to […]
Forget Gas, Batteries — Pee is New Power Source…
…finally, I can make a contribution to civilization! Scientists can create cheap hydrogen from urine for use in fuel cells. http://www.treehugger.com/files/2007/09/pee_powered_bat.php
The Loving Husband
A man had two of the best seats at the FA Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. “No”, he says, “the seat is empty.” “This is incredible!” said the man, “who in their right mind would have a seat […]
Thought of the Day
Isn’t it ironic that only intelligent people understand the meaning of “ignorance is bliss”?
In a Sex Shop
The next time you see a little old lady with shaky hands, you’ll remember this story: A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of a sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she wobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter […]
God Bless Little Old Ladies
If you don’t laugh at this one you need to lighten up! It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.. As he was checking a used car lot, he came upon two little old ladies sitting in a used car.. He stopped and asked them why they were sitting there […]
