Blind Cowboy in a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the […]
Wasp Spray
Get several cans and keep them handy! IF ITS NOT FOR YOU TELL YOUR LOVED ONES. Wasp Spray; I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She […]
The Spoiled Under – 30 Crowd
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up, what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning… Uphill… barefoot… BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no […]
Golden Retriever
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Golden Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, […]
For All Ladies that Make a Difference!
Pink Ant… Life is not the way it’s supposed to be. It’s the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.’ Hello, Pretty Lady! THIS IS A TOAST …. TO US … FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL […]
IL – 76 Russian Cargo Plain
A fully loaded Russian IL-76 cargo plane…… payload 1 million pounds!!!! This really raises the pucker factor…. Listen to the “controllers” in the tower who are Australian: Ya gotta love it. “The Vodka Burner” as the Aussies call it, literally uses every inch of runway……. WATCH THE WHOLE VIDEO.. (shot from the tower) You can […]
Hát ez Igen…..
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