In the Restroom
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom, I stop at a rest area and head to the restroom. I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: “Hi, how are you?” I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know […]
Loud Music
I was in the pub yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my farts with the beat. After a couple of songs, I started to feel better. I finished my drink and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered […]
Car Accident
There I was on my way to Wal-Mart… getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind… wasn’t even on the horizon… I was in a great mood… and then… I rear-ended a car. So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car… and you know […]
10 Commandments
HOW MOSES GOT THE 10 COMMANDMENTS God went to the Arabs and said, ‘I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better.’ The Arabs asked, ‘What are Commandments?’ And the Lord said, ‘They are rules for living.’ ‘Can you give us an example?’ ‘Thou shall not kill.’ ‘Not kill? We’re not interested.’ So […]
“Street” Artist
This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings. (Some of the drawings are the same we posted before, some are new…)
Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said. “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve […]
Thought of the Day
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
