There I was on my way to Wal-Mart… getting into a fight was the farthest thing from my mind… wasn’t even on the horizon… I was in a great mood… and then… I rear-ended a car.
So there we are alongside the road and slowly the driver gets out of the car… and you know how you just-get-sooo-stressed and life-stuff seems to get funny? Yeah, well, I could NOT believe it.. he was a DWARF! He storms over to my car, looks up at me and says,
“I AM NOT HAPPY!”
So, I look down at him and said, “Well, which one are you then?”
…………. and that’s when the fight started………….
