Vacation in Italy
This is something to think about when negative people are doing their best to rain on your parade… A woman was at her hairdresser’s getting her hair styled for a trip to Rome with her husband. She mentioned the trip to the hairdresser, who responded: “Rome? Why would anyone want to go there? It’s crowded […]
Password
A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and figured he would try for the shock effect […]
Kameňáky
Ten, čo vymyslel prácu, tak ju mal naučiť onanovať, aby sa vedela urobiť sama! … Viete, aká je najlepšia antikoncepcia? Chrbtom k sebe a každý sám! … Pár v posteli. Ona: “Urobím z Teba najšťastnejšieho muža na svete. ON: ” Budeš mi chýbať!” … Muž je so ženou v posteli a vraví jej: “Miláčik, ak […]
Political…
Even if these are made up stories, they’re still funny!! Just in case these stories are real, we took the names of callers off the list for their own protection… A DC airport ticket agent offers some examples of ‘why’ our country is in trouble! 1. I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an […]
Thought of the Day
It’s a job that’s never started that takes the longest to finish. J.R.Tolkien
