Pohádka Pro Všechny Ženy
Bylo nebylo, jednoho bílého dne švadlenka šila u řeky a z ničeho nic její náprstek spadl do vody. Vykřikla, najednou se Bůh shora zeptal: “Proč pláčeš moje dítě?”; “Můj náprstek spadl do vody! Potřebuji ho abych mohla pomoct manželovi uživit rodinu.” Bůh neváhal a ponořil svoji ruku do vody a náprstek vytáhl zdobený safíry. “Je […]
Funny Story
This story is even funnier when you realize it’s real! Next time you have a bad day at work think of this guy. Bob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs. Below is an E-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it […]
Mexican Maid
Our Mexican maid asked for a pay increase. My wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise . She asked: ‘Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?’ Maria: ‘Well, Señora, there are three reasons why I want an increase.’ The first is that I iron better […]
Let’s Offend Everybody – Again!
Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem? A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation? A. A different bar Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby? A. Sum Ting Wong Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the […]
New Wine for Seniors
I kid you not…. New Wine for Seniors California vintners in the Napa Valley area, who primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during […]
Babysitters
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROslTmwZoOc
Stimulus Plan
Some time this year, we taxpayers will receive an Economic Stimulus payment. This is a very exciting new program. I will explain it using the Q and A format: Q. What is an Economic Stimulus payment? A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers. Where will the government get this money? […]
