“Street” Artist
This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings. (Some of the drawings are the same we posted before, some are new…)
Balance
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired, “Where have you been?” God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds, “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.” Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said. “What is it?” “It’s a planet,” replied God, “and I’ve […]
Thought of the Day
Life isn’t about waiting for the storm to pass… it’s about learning to dance in the rain.
Blind Cowboy in a Bar
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter: “Hey, you wanna’ hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the […]
Wasp Spray
Get several cans and keep them handy! IF ITS NOT FOR YOU TELL YOUR LOVED ONES. Wasp Spray; I have a friend who is a receptionist in a church in a high risk area who was concerned about someone coming into the office on Monday to rob them when they were counting the collection. She […]
The Spoiled Under – 30 Crowd
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up, what with walking twenty-five miles to school every morning… Uphill… barefoot… BOTH ways Yadda, yadda, yadda And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no […]
Golden Retriever
I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the Super Wal-Mart Shopping Center and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Golden Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress upon her that she must remain there. I walked to the curb backward, […]
For All Ladies that Make a Difference!
Pink Ant… Life is not the way it’s supposed to be. It’s the way it is. The way you cope with it is what makes the difference.’ Hello, Pretty Lady! THIS IS A TOAST …. TO US … FOR THE MEN WHO HAVE US, THE LOSERS WHO HAD US, AND THE LUCKY PEOPLE WHO WILL […]
