Read it You Will be Surprised!
THIS IS QUITE REMARKABLE… The 5 Fruits – Which would you pick? In the middle of the table is a round food tray with five kinds of fruits on it. They are: A. Apple B. Banana C. Strawberry D. Peach E. Orange Which fruit will you choose? Please think VERY carefully and don’t rush into […]
A Little Humor
Man: If I lost all of my money would you still love me? Woman: Yes, I would still love you. I would miss you, but I would still love you. ************************************************************* An older married woman got hauled into court for stealing a can of peaches. The judge asked, “Why?” She said, “I was hungry.” Judge […]
Unbelievable!
Look at each picture slowly and completely – in order to the end. If not for the photos no one would believe this!!! The towboat is approaching the bridge with barges loaded with coal. This frame gives you an idea of how fast the river is running,obviously at or near flood stage. Oh CRAP!! The […]
Crisis ~ Kríza ~ Krize ~ Krízis
Eng.: What ever is going to happen is much worse. CZ/SK: Čo nás čaká, je oveľa horšie. H: Ami ránk vár sokkal rosszabb.
Smart Lady
Did you hear about the 83 year old woman who talked herself out of a speeding ticket by telling the young officer that she had to get there before she forgot where she was going? Makes perfectly good sense to me… We’ll be FRIENDS until we are old and senile. Then we’ll be NEW FRIENDS.
Quotes
I dialed a number and got the following recording: “I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep. If I do not return your call, you are one of the changes.” ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Aspire to inspire […]
Thought of the Day
‘I’ve learned that every day you should reach out and touch someone. People love a warm hug, or just a friendly pat on the back.’ Maya Angelou
The Salesman’s Robot
John was a salesman’s delight when it came to any kind of unusual gimmick. His wife Marsha had long ago given up trying to get him to change. One day John came home with another one of his unusual purchases. It was a robot that John claimed was actually a lie detector. It was about […]
