Viccek
– Ön férjnél van ? – Nem,hét éve özvegy vagyok. – Gyereke van? – Igen, egy négy éves és egy két éves. – De hisz a férje hét éve meghalt? – Ó igen,de én élek. Egyik barát szörnyülködve meséli a másiknak. – Képzeld a vasárnapi ebéd főzése közben vettük észre a feleségemmel,hogy elfogyott a krumpli. […]
Thought of the Day
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving. Albert Einstein
Sand Art
This is unreal! This incredible “sand animation” is performed by the 2009 winner of the Ukraine “Got Talent” television series, Kseniya Simonova. Apparently, it is telling the story of life during WWII, which would explain the emotional reactions of some of the audience. The text at the end where they’re staring at the sailor’s ghost […]
Ordering Pizza in Near Future
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The Wonderful English Language
We’ll begin with a box, and the plural is boxes; but the plural of ox became oxen not oxes. One fowl is a goose, but two are called geese, yet the plural of moose should never be meese. You may find a lone mouse or a nest full of mice; yet the plural of house […]
V Posteli
Mužský hlas: “Toto sú dve nežné ručičky, toto zas dve krásne nožičky, tu vyššie dve moje kozičky, ešte vyššie dve jemné ušká…” Preruší ho netrpezlivý ženský hlas: “Počúvaj, Fero! Teraz trtkáme, alebo robíme inventúru?!”
Thought of the Day
Learn to see things as they really are, not as we imagine they are.
Babka s Dedkom
Dedko s babičkou su v nebi. Ležia na lehátkách pod slnečníkom na nádhernej pláži, popíjajú ľadové drinky a je im fajn. Všade okolo nich sú šťastní ľudia, nikto nemá žiadne starosti, hrá rajská hudba – no proste raj. V tom dedko vstane a vylepí babičke facku. “Prečo si to urobil?” pýta sa babička . “Pretože […]
Things Aren’t Always as They Appear
A WOMAN was flying from Seattle to San Francisco.. Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way. The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes. Everybody got off the plane except one lady who […]
