Tak to Nemá Chybu
Pošli tuto zprávu 20 lidem a dostaneš zadarmo chleba s paštikou, potom vyjdi na ulici před dům, jebni si ten chleba na čelo a zakrič: “Jsem totální kokot, protože věřím na takovou píčovinu, jako je řetězová pošta! Mám asi v hlavě nasráno a proto to posílám i dalším lidem!” Chtěl bych poděkovat všem, co mi […]
White Doves
Imagine the following: You have just made it through your wedding ceremony and have stepped out on the front steps of the church.. The photographer raises his camera. Following a family tradition, both of you hold white doves which you will release together. You and your new spouse stand shoulder to shoulder, each with a […]
The Law
Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you’ll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of Probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law […]