Blonde Buys Windows
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive double-pane energy efficient kind, and today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Hellloooo,……….. just because I’m blonde doesn’t […]
Don’t You Love the Power of Being a Senior?
Here’s a quote from a government employee who witnessed a recent inter-action between an elderly woman and an antiwar protester in a Metro station in DC. There were protesters on the train platform handing out pamphlets, on the evils of America. I politely declined to take one. The elderly woman was behind me getting off […]
Rodina Jebalová
Rodina Jebalových ide na dovolenku. Dôjdu na recepciu, že sa zapíšu. Otec to hneď vybalí na recepčného: “Ja som Jebal, so svojou ženou, dcérou a synom. Toto je môj syn, tiež Jebal, so svojmi deťmi a manželkou.” Recepčný sa díva, akože dosť znechutene a hovorí: “Pozrite mne je jedno kto tu s kým jebal, ja […]
Thought of the Day
The greatest mistake a man can make is to be afraid of making one. Elbert Hubbard
