Gentlemen, Look For the Right Insurance!!
A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. ‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?’ The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained: ‘I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, […]
The New Physician
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, he said I was doing ‘fairly well’ for my age. (I just turned 60.) A little concerned about that comment, I couldn’t resist asking him, ‘You think I’ll live to be 90?’ He asked, ‘Do you smoke tobacco, drink beer […]
Thought of the Day
Don’t measure a man’s success by how high he climbs but how high he bounces when he hits bottom. General George S. Patton
