A wealthy hospital benefactor was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.
‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! Why is he doing that?’
The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained:
‘I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.
Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay, said the woman.
As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient laying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed,
‘Oh my GOD! How can THAT be justified?
Again the doctor spoke very calmly:
‘Same illness, better insurance.’
